1 If You Wanna Be Happy   LP
Side
One
2 Homophobic Dream #22  
3 Pussy Whipped  
4 Dead Baby Hunt  
5 Pizza Face  
6 Lick Lap  
7 Scary Love  
8 Pineapple Princess LP
Side
Two

 

9 Sit on My Lap and Call Me Daddy  
10 Baby Come Home  
11 Love Button  
12 Pre-School Games  
13 Smelly Finger Blues  
14 I Hate the Boss  
CD BONUS TRACKS
15 Auto Suck  
16 I Married Mama  
17 Worse Than Slime  
18 Blithering #2  
19 The Ballad Of Scott Erhlich  
20 I Had Sex With Santa  
21 The Ballad of Hall And Oates  
22 What’s New Pussycat  
23 Condomized  
24 Vowels  
25 When You Die #2  

CD Release in 2005
(out of print)

LP Release in 1985 
by Rhino Records (RNLP 70828)